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[straightouttacarbonite]

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[niffin]

hey buddy

partner

pal

friend-o

i've been assigned to help show you around the ship. i can answer all sorts of exciting questions, including: what is space? (big) should i try to breathe in it? (no) can i decorate my uniform? (absolutely) what's with the weird communal bathing areas? (if you figure this out let me know too) and much much more

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[straightouttacarbonite]

wait who is this?
do people really not know what space is?

[niffin]

your ship-assigned buddy. congratulations

[ That doesn't answer much, Alice. ]

you'd be surprised how many people we get from worlds where the sky's not really a thing beyond like "that stuff, up there"

but you sound pretty familiar with all this. not your first time around the block?

[straightouttacarbonite]

someone here really likes assigning things. rooms, clothes, jobs, friends.

it's my first time in this galaxy. far from my first space travel.

[niffin]

well you're one step ahead of me. my planet doesn't send people any further out than our moon.

we could call this a "ship-assigned fellow compulsory crewmember" if it makes you more comfortable. but buddy is shorter. anyway my theory is they're just trying to keep us all busy. too many fights when they don't.

is this whole thing more or less freaky given that you've been to space before

[straightouttacarbonite]

space travel and intergalactic travel are two different things. one of them makes sense.

[niffin]

my advisor used to tell me that if you think you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room

so look at it this way. we're both in the right room. galaxy. room-galaxy.

but the bad news is, i don't think it's just a galaxy between you and wherever you're trying to get back to.

[straightouttacarbonite]

it doesn't make a lot of difference.

[niffin]

sure, if you have no interest in ever getting out of here

which, fair, i guess if that's your thing. there's free food here. only some murder. things could be worse

[straightouttacarbonite]

no, i mean one galaxy or ten, it's still too far.

but what are you talking about who got murdered

[niffin]

that's why you won't be going through galaxies to get there. probably.

but umm

like three people last month. on the ship. also some people off of it? but i mostly wasn't around for that so you'd have to ask someone else. but definitely three people on the ship last month

[straightouttacarbonite]

so theres a murderer running around on the ship

[notglitching]

ID: Han_Solo.
Recent import, assigned as Transporter Pilot.

Confirm/deny?

[straightouttacarbonite]

who's asking?

[niffin]

more like three different ones?

[straightouttacarbonite]

of course

and how do i know you're not selling bantha fodder

[niffin]

i'm going to assume that's a quaint phrase for "am i lying" so if it's not, you know, correct me

but there should be a voting record you can look at.

[straightouttacarbonite]

voting on what

[niffin]

what to do

about the murders

[straightouttacarbonite]

so what did you do

[niffin]

at a personal or a ship level, because i have the feeling you're not going to like the ship-level one

[straightouttacarbonite]

the ship one seems like a bigger deal, doesn't it

[niffin]

that sort of depends on perspective

[ she doesn't have a lot of faith in a lot of the moira's crew ]

but they've all been re-released into the general population so far. after minimal hold time.

[straightouttacarbonite]

who

[niffin]

sorry, did you want to rephrase that as a whole sentence?